Facebook is... evil?

Ok, so I've tried out the EVIL facebook. My conclusion: it's confusing and evil. I may keep up with it, and I MAY drop it. Not sure yet. Facebook seems to want to crash my computer, so if I can find a way of viewing it that is bare-bones (ie, doesn't show me pictures and plug-ins unless I choose to click on them) then I prolly will keep it. My question is... WHO THE HECK IS ALBERT STOLTZ??? o_O Some of the people on FB scares me. :P