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Ooooh! A three part post!! On things COMPLETELY unrelated to each other!

Part 1
Piss off, Kia. My Kia Rio has an ANNOYING "feature" where if you lock the doors using the keyless thingy, and then use the key to open the trunk, the car alarm goes off. WTF?? Argh. Because EVERYONE knows that if you someone is using the keys to open the trunk of a locked car, THEY MUST BE A CAR THIEF!! Argh.

Okay, I thought maybe it was an overlooked little thing, BUT NO. THEY TALK ABOUT IT IN THE USER MANUAL! SEE?



JEEZ! In the stages of planning/designing this, I think the conversation went like this:
Engineer 1 - Oops! The alarm goes off when you open the trunk! Crap, I don't wanna have to fix that!
Engineer 2 - Ah, don't sweat it dude. We'll just stick a little blurb in the user's manual and tell everyone it's a "feature".
Engineer 1 - Awesome! Then we can go smoke a bowl! Plus, everyone knows that anyone trying to get into the trunk of a locked car is up to no good anyway. No way that they would be someone with their hands full of things to put into said trunk.
Engineer 2 - Exactly! What was that you said about smoking a bowl? I was going to design a button to open the trunk onto the remote start and fix the front fog lights so they stopped falling off whenever you looked at them funny, but your plan sounds a lot more fun!

There, writing that little thingy amused me and now I'm not as annoyed at being embarrassed by the Mikey Mobile making a racket when I tried to put something in the trunk this afternoon.

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Part 2
http://mercatus.org/freedom-50-states-2011

WTF?? South Dakota is the second "free-est" state?? SOUTH DAKOTA??? Whatever! They must have somehow overlooked the fact that we've tried to OUTLAW abortion like 3 times, and that we've tried to get something passed to outlaw gay marriage? *facepalm*

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Part 3
I KNOW that everyone's got this lil Turtle pet thingy, but I wanted to make one :D

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On Facebook, there is a little program called Buddypoke I made a little Michaelangeloesque character here:


And [livejournal.com profile] xiilnek created a buddy too, and hers looks kinda like a zombie, and so in honor of halloween, I present:

THRILLLLAH!! )
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Ok, there's been some heavy shiznit in my LJ this last week, so I thought I'd spam you with some kitty piccies!

Wow! Kittens separated at Birth?
March 14 2009 - A good pic of Shannon's face for Mica's friendPhotobucket
[livejournal.com profile] soliloquyand my kitty, Shannon[livejournal.com profile] moronqueen's kitty, Cleo


[Poll #1384756]
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Another post ... wow.. 3 in 1 day! Sorry, it's just I was getting pics off my phone for the last post, and I found some pics I took at the mall (during a trick-or-treat event) last halloween and I NEEDED to share. Sorry about the quality of the pics. They were taken with a camera phone.

Girly Raph:



I'm not sure how well you can see this, but this little girl has some of the blondest and curliest cute little hair sticking out from behind her mask. She refused to talk to me. She pouted about getting her picture taken (even tho I gave her candy) It was awesome! Such a raph type, but that blonde hair just did NOT suit her at all ;) Her mom said she asked for the costume, and they tried to talk her into being a princess, but she would have no part of it. ;D

Grumpy Leo:



This Leo refused to put on his mask to let me take a picture. He said he wanted to be donatello, but the store only had Leos. Poor Kid. He also had a TMNT trick-or-treat bag made w/ movie fabric. :D

Eeee! I love it!

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